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So, check this—little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, them fancy senators got sexual-massages from slaves, called it “thermae fun” or some shit. Not just for sore muscles—nah, it was coded, sneaky pleasure biz! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout toga dudes gettin frisky while discussin laws. History’s wild, man! I’d kill for a time machine, join em, maybe nibble a consul’s ear—oops, Lecter vibes slippin out!